Rants and Ravings of a Shiny Key


Despite the floral theme, it's as it says, just me being a bit miserable and occasionally going a bit soft and professing my love for something amazing!

Let me tell you a bit about myself. I'm a former stripper who is on the run from the law for murdering my husband with a wooden spoon. I try to use Tumblr to protest my innocence. Nah! I'm only joking! I've never been a stripper or been married in my life! As for the other thing...

Actually, I want to work in comedy and one day produce my own show. I am currently obsessed with Green Wing, Horrible Histories, Cardinal Burns, Father Ted, Miranda, and many more I can't list down. Also, I am the future stalker of Ben Willbond! I apologise in advance for my numerous plans to kidnap the man!*

If you like my blog, or enjoy the daily sexual frustrations I have, you can also follow me on Twitter, @ShinnyShinyKey I always love to talk to new people, so just drop me a tweet whenever you can!

*I have no intention on either kidnapping or stalking Mr Willbond, my obsession is not that drastic. So anyone reading, you may breathe a sigh of relief!

Ask me anything

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

Tagged: NSFW

Source: acidocasualidad

thereisnosp00n:

1) Every interaction between Superman and Green Lantern was hilarious.

2) Every interaction between Superman and Green Lantern was made exponentially more hilarious with the realization that Superman was voiced by Channing Tatum and Green Lantern was voiced by Jonah Hill.

Tagged: The Lego Movie

Source: bloodydifficult

If you just learn a single trick, Scout, you’ll get along a lot better with all kinds of folks. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view… Until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.

Tagged: To Kill A Mockingbird

Source: gregorypecks

Panda baby born at Chengdu (x)

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reccord:

"Clair de Lune" - Claude Debussy

Tagged: Claude DebussyThis will forever remind me of my very first lecture at university

Source: reccord

Tagged: The Princess Bride

Source: the1d975

music-from-within:

Dolly Parton - Jolene

Tagged: Dolly Parton

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Tagged: That Mitchell and Webb Look

Source: wayneskylar

Tagged: Green Wing

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Tagged: Arrested Development

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