Despite the floral theme, it's as it says, just me being a bit miserable and occasionally going a bit soft and professing my love for something amazing!
Let me tell you a bit about myself. I'm a former stripper who is on the run from the law for murdering my husband with a wooden spoon. I try to use Tumblr to protest my innocence. Nah! I'm only joking! I've never been a stripper or been married in my life! As for the other thing...
Actually, I want to work in comedy and one day produce my own show. I am currently obsessed with Horrible Histories, Green Wing, Father Ted and Miranda, and am the future stalker of Ben Willbond! I apologise in advance for my numerous plans to kidnap the man!*
If you like my blog, you can also follow me on Twitter, @ShinnyShinyKey I always love to talk to new people, so just drop me a tweet whenever you can!
*I have no intention on either kidnapping or stalking Mr Willbond, my obsession is not that drastic. So anyone reading, you may breathe a sigh of relief!
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larryrickardfan:
Dear Willbond, your face makes my ovaries cry, please stop?
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larryrickardfan:
When you finally get home from school and you do your best Willbond impression.
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Father Ted: I could write a poem & send it in to that show. Let’s be honest the poetry Mrs Doyle writes is bound to be hopeles.
Father Dougal: What would you write about?
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Ben Willbond and a cane
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