Rants and Ravings of a Shiny Key


Despite the floral theme, it's as it says, just me being a bit miserable and occasionally going a bit soft and professing my love for something amazing!

Let me tell you a bit about myself. I'm a former stripper who is on the run from the law for murdering my husband with a wooden spoon. I try to use Tumblr to protest my innocence. Nah! I'm only joking! I've never been a stripper or been married in my life! As for the other thing...

Actually, I want to work in comedy and one day produce my own show. I am currently obsessed with Green Wing, Horrible Histories, Cardinal Burns, Father Ted, Miranda, and many more I can't list down. Also, I am the future stalker of Ben Willbond! I apologise in advance for my numerous plans to kidnap the man!*

If you like my blog, or enjoy the daily sexual frustrations I have, you can also follow me on Twitter, @ShinnyShinyKey I always love to talk to new people, so just drop me a tweet whenever you can!

*I have no intention on either kidnapping or stalking Mr Willbond, my obsession is not that drastic. So anyone reading, you may breathe a sigh of relief!

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Benedict Cumberbatch ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

I want a job where I chase Benedict Cumberbatch around and throw buckets of water at him

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What if there’s a murder in the area? I’m now the prime suspect. I am the local weirdo.

I do wish I could disagree with you.

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BBC Three has announced a new six-part sitcom series called Together. The comedy is created by and stars Jonny Sweet, the comic actor whose TV credits include Chickens and Babylon.Together is based on the same premise as Sweet’s romantic comedy series Hard To Tell, which was launched on Radio 4 in 2011 and has so far run for two series. (x)

thepurplekoala:

BBC Three has announced a new six-part sitcom series called TogetherThe comedy is created by and stars Jonny Sweet, the comic actor whose TV credits include Chickens and Babylon.
Together is based on the same premise as Sweet’s romantic comedy series Hard To Tell, which was launched on Radio 4 in 2011 and has so far run for two series. (x)

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Could I get a double-chocolate muffin?

Sorry, we just sold the last two.

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