Rants and Ravings of a Shiny Key


Despite the floral theme, it's as it says, just me being a bit miserable and occasionally going a bit soft and professing my love for something amazing!

Let me tell you a bit about myself. I'm a former stripper who is on the run from the law for murdering my husband with a wooden spoon. I try to use Tumblr to protest my innocence. Nah! I'm only joking! I've never been a stripper or been married in my life! As for the other thing...

Actually, I want to work in comedy and one day produce my own show. I am currently obsessed with Green Wing, Horrible Histories, Cardinal Burns, Father Ted, Miranda, and many more I can't list down. Also, I am the future stalker of Ben Willbond! I apologise in advance for my numerous plans to kidnap the man!*

If you like my blog, or enjoy the daily sexual frustrations I have, you can also follow me on Twitter, @ShinnyShinyKey I always love to talk to new people, so just drop me a tweet whenever you can!

*I have no intention on either kidnapping or stalking Mr Willbond, my obsession is not that drastic. So anyone reading, you may breathe a sigh of relief!

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CHARBEL ZOE Couture 2015

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I love the friendship of women" - Smart Girl Mindy Kaling!

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nintendontdodrugs:

Chris Ramsey calling out Katie Hopkins for her views on fat people.

Tagged: Celebrity JuiceI don't watch this show at all but this is important

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Why has your face all coloured in?

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Tagged: Bridget Jones' DiaryI find it alarming that I'm turning more into Bridget the older I get

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Tagged: GBBOAn Extra SliceJosh WiddecombeI think everyone fancies ChetnaHell I do as well

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Favourite Characters - Psi - Augmented Human

I’m a gamer - I’m a hacker… slash bank robber.

Tagged: Doctor WhoJonny Bailey was such a babe in this episode

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Premiere vs. Finale

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