Rants and Ravings of a Shiny Key


Despite the floral theme, it's as it says, just me being a bit miserable and occasionally going a bit soft and professing my love for something amazing!

Let me tell you a bit about myself. I'm a former stripper who is on the run from the law for murdering my husband with a wooden spoon. I try to use Tumblr to protest my innocence. Nah! I'm only joking! I've never been a stripper or been married in my life! As for the other thing...

Actually, I want to work in comedy and one day produce my own show. I am currently obsessed with Green Wing, Horrible Histories, Cardinal Burns, Father Ted, Miranda, and many more I can't list down. Also, I am the future stalker of Ben Willbond! I apologise in advance for my numerous plans to kidnap the man!*

If you like my blog, or enjoy the daily sexual frustrations I have, you can also follow me on Twitter, @ShinnyShinyKey I always love to talk to new people, so just drop me a tweet whenever you can!

*I have no intention on either kidnapping or stalking Mr Willbond, my obsession is not that drastic. So anyone reading, you may breathe a sigh of relief!

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